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The Aspen Adventures

One of our favourite places to ride in the world, is now printed on a t-shirt.

Hand painted and dyed in our San Fransisco studio. Every garments colour and print will vary's slightly to offer a unique aesthetic, it will never be made in the same way again.

This is our 6.5 oz T-Shirt. Made and Printed in the USA from 100% USA Cotton

Ninja MTB Pant - Mushroom Side Print
— $75

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For a looser fit size up. As guidance - if you wear a 32 in jeans you are about a size large in these pants.

Tiger Jersey
— $120

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Scientifically designed to mimic the exo skeletal dermis of aliens in order to survive the atmospheric pressures of other worlds . Shredders presents the most adavanced cycling kit technology since the shammy.

Bicycling Jacket For Bicyclists
— $110

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This is a light jacket for exercise. It is lined, it is deeply special. It has a hood that goes over your helmet. It is warm, but not too warm. It is lined with Mushrooms. It has a mushroom friend on the sleeve. Yes. All of the above are real facts about this jacket.

Grey Line Art Mountain Bike Short
— $85

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Line Art Riding Shorts - They have been specially designed so that no park ranger will spot you wearing these, keeping you safe no matter where you choose to ride. They are breathable, stretchy and generally excellent for riding your bike. If you like baggy or you're between sizes, we suggest you size up.

Black and White MTB Tech Tee
— $62

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Blend Into Surroundings!

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. This Urban Camo Tech Tee will help you get lost in your own with or without the help of your bike. It's been designed so that no park ranger will spot you out on the trails.

It's a breathable, and perfect for shredding hot or cold.

Black and White MTB short
— $85

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Blend into your Surroundings!

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. These Urban Camo Shorts will help you get lost in your own world whether on your bike or not. They have been specially designed so that no park ranger will spot you wearing these, keeping you safe no matter where you choose to ride.

They are breathable, stretchy and generally excellent for riding your bike.

If you like baggy or you're between sizes, we suggest you size up.

Alien Lords Button Down - White
— $75

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This button down will not be reprinted.

Line Art Bib
— $120

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These bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.

Line Art Jersey
— $120

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Product description:

Scientifically designed to mimic the exoskeletal dermis of aliens in order to survive the atmospheric pressures of other worlds. Shredders presents the most adavanced cycling kit technology since the shammy.

Cowboy Bib
— $120

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Product description:

These bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.

Cowboy Button Down - White
— $75

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Product description:

This is a wranglin' button down for formal attire. This item will not be reprinted.