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This is a great hoodie. It's our premium proprietary design, the one we spent years perfecting. You will want to sport this with our matching sweatpants.

If you like this jacket, it's because you have great taste. It's lightweight and perfect for riding, running, walking, or hopping in the Falcon 9 and getting blasted into space. It has an adjustable waistband and sleeves, pockets for your supply of Clif bars for your time in space, and it's so stylish you'll have the entire universe looking at you

For a looser fit size up. As guidance - if you wear a 32 in jeans you are about a size large in these pants. 

The button-down of your psychedelic dreams

This is a great button-down. Wear it riding, wear it to the holiday party you're dreading going to.

The time has come for our CUSTOM Mushroom Cashmere sweater. Here are some facts about its intergalactic qualities.

• They are made in Los Angeles
• We use ethically sourced 100% Loro Piana Cashmere, which is the best ever.
• The sweater is Double-ply (thiccc)
• This will be a limited run never to be produced again...
• Fits true to size, take your normal size
• Intended for a relaxed fit
• Male model is 6'2 and wearing a large 
• Female model is 5'8 and wearing a medium

The time has come for our CUSTOM Cowboy Cashmere sweater.   Here are some facts about its intergalactic qualities.

• They are made in Los Angeles
• We used ethically sourced  100% Loro Piana Cashmere, which is the best ever.
• The sweater is Double-ply (thiccc)
• This will be a limited run never to be produced again...
• Fits true to size, take your normal size, models are all wearing size Medium
• Intended for a relaxed fit

 

These purple bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.

6.5 oz long sleeve. Hand printed, limited quantity

6.5 oz short sleeve. Limited quantity and hand-printed

 

Blend into your Surroundings!

 

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. These Camo Shorts will help you get lost in your own world whether on your bike or not. They have been specially designed so that no park ranger will spot you wearing these, keeping you safe no matter where you choose to ride.

Front pockets. Stronger zippers, and reinforced waste pulls! They are breathable, stretchy and generally excellent for riding your bike.

If you like baggy or you're between sizes, we suggest you size up.