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Unplug and Break Free
Break free from the world as we know it. The artwork reveals a figure, unplugging themselves from their connection to technology and letting the mind run without interruption.
This is our Heavy Weight T-Shirt. Made in the USA from 100% USA Cotton and handprinted in San Fransisco.
— Regular price $62
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Blend Into Surroundings!
Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. This Camo Tech Tee will help you get lost in your own with or without the help of your bike. It's been designed so that no park ranger will spot you out on the trails.
It's a breathable, and perfect for shredding hot or cold.
— Regular price $42
This is a bucket hat!
Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords we give you the Bucket Hat. It has been designed to protect you from the sun whether you're building trails or sitting on the beach.
Small/Medium: Up to 57cm
Medium/Large: Up to 60cm
— Regular price $42
This is a bucket hat!
Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords we give you the Camo Bucket Hat, it will help you get lost with or without the help of your bike. It's been designed so that no park ranger will spot you out on the trails while protecting you from the sun.
Small/Medium: Up to 57cm
Medium/Large: Up to 60cm
Made of 100% Cotton
— Regular price $120
Never Be Seen Again!
Not only is it Lycra, yes, real lycra, but you can just ghost people in this ghillie suit. Ranger, no problem- you've got your invisibility cloak on. You might technically have diplomatic immunity in this kit too ( Let me check) but either way it's a real disappearing act, and we think you'll dig it.
This is a Jersey. It has a pretty relaxed fit, but if you're worried, always just size up, because why not. We made this jersey with the best fit imaginable.
— Regular price $120
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Never Be Seen Again!
Not only is it Lycra, yes, real lycra, but you can just ghost people in this ghillie suit. Ranger, no problem- you've got your invisibility cloak on. You might technically have diplomatic immunity in this kit too ( Let me check) but either way it's a real disappearing act, and we think you'll dig it.
These are bib shorts, they have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.
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How u guys feel when you don't get out there!
This t-shirt will warn you friends to be prepared of the side effects when you're not riding your bike.
This is our Heavy Weight T-Shirt. Made and Printed in the USA from 100% USA Cotton.
— Regular price $52
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This is a classic American graphic, that we love in space. Because we don't have hell or combustion engines on our planet. The atmosphere is filled with too much nitrogen so if you were gonna like turn an engine on it wouldn't be good for anyone. So they are strictly banned.
This is our Heavy Weight T-Shirt. Made and Printed in the USA from 100% USA Cotton.— Regular price $66
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Pack Your Bags!
Riding bikes is about simplicity. Yes, that means, phone in the pocket. But here is the problem. Crash = Destroyed phone. So we decided to deliver the fanny experience. This means + phone + co2 + tube + windbreaker all in this magical little alien bag.
Made in the USA.
— Regular price $66
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Pack Your Bags!
Riding bikes is about simplicity. Yes, that means, phone in the pocket. But here is the problem. Crash = Destroyed phone. So we decided to deliver the fanny experience. This means + phone + co2 + tube + windbreaker all in this magical little alien bag.
Made in the USA.
— Regular price $52
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Loyal Tiger
This is one special t-shirt, it features both a tiger and an alien. This is what we refer to as, the deluxe pairing.
This is our Heavy Weight T-Shirt. Made and Printed in the USA from 100% USA Cotton
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Don't be that person who misses the ride up the mountain, the Heli left at 8am and you're too late. There's no sending on the cards for you now today.
This is our Heavy Weight T-Shirt. Hand-Printed on 100% USA Cotton