CYCLING

Mushroom Bibs are a blend of polyester, spandex, nylon, and lycra. Fits snug, like an adult diaper. Model is 6'0 and wearing a size large. 

The Mushroom MTB short is the perfect active short. Zipper pocket, adjustable waistband, breathable, stretchy, and generally excellent for riding your bike. If you like baggy or you're between sizes, we suggest you size up.

Never Be Seen Again!

Not only is it Lycra, yes, real lycra, but you can just ghost people in this ghillie suit. Ranger, no problem- you've got your invisibility cloak on. You might technically have diplomatic immunity in this kit too ( Let me check) but either way it's a real disappearing act, and we think you'll dig it.

These are bib shorts, they have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper. 

Blend into your Surroundings!

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. These Camo Shorts will help you get lost in your own world whether on your bike or not. They have been specially designed so that no park ranger will spot you wearing these, keeping you safe no matter where you choose to ride.

Front pockets. Stronger zippers, and reinforced waste pulls! They are breathable, stretchy and generally excellent for riding your bike.

If you like baggy or you're between sizes, we suggest you size up.