NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!
July 27, 2021
Not only is it Lycra, yes, real lycra, but you can just ghost people in this ghillie suit. Ranger, no problem- you've got your invisibility cloak on. You might technically have diplomatic immunity in this kit too ( Let me check) but either way it's a real disappearing act, and we think you'll dig it.
As you well know, Shredders has it's earth base in Marin county CA. However, in this home of mountain biking, 99.9 % of the trails are illegal to ride bikes on. So we had to adapt, and given that the gamma rays are suppressed by your atmosphere we couldn't do the natural chameleon thing- and had to adapt in order to survive.
This meant, camo. This also means that yes "aliens" have been here for a long time, we've been visiting since 680 BC. We have been spotted a few times, but you might have heard that things went pretty quiet recently, and this is all thanks to the real tree effect. We've been here just chilling in bushes in our real tree kits.
In order to share this disappearance magic we decided to start selling our trade secrets- hence the kit release. Enjoy this, and please use it responsibly. With great camo, comes great responsibility.